Windowsill Pie Bandit grand g Don’t let these hipster-inspired sunnies

Don’t let these hipster-inspired sunnies intimidate you

They float now

Who cares if you're an amateur skater

No slip or bounce while you samba your troubles away

Windowsill Pie Bandit grand g Don’t let these hipster-inspired sunniesWanted for crimes against unattended desserts!!! Dont be fooled by the buttery, laminated charm of these Beat Gs. Ignore the cartoon scent trail curling through the air, beckoning like a windowsill pie with zero supervision. Go ahead, slip them on. Next thing you know, you're elbow deep in pastry, demolishing fruit pies with zero witnesses and even less restraint. Its a slippery slope, but this life of delicious crime looks good on you. (P. S. Youve